10,367 notesMillennials hating on fortnite and kids doing fortnite dances is the first step in their inevitable transformation into the grumpy older generation that hates whatever younger people enjoy and insists their version was better
3,189 notesHydrogen causes fires, Oxygen causes fires, but combing Hydrogen and Oxygen forms water which puts out fires.
2,372 notesRaisins are grape jerky
I want a fat joint, and rough sex asap
(via jupiter-pussy)
33,244 notes1,699,296 notesmen moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath
